The designer of this boat had rain firmly in his mind when getting the drawing board out but was probably in a burning building at the time given his attitude towards health and safety.
– Borneo     (1 / 20)
The wing spotters tried to navigate Andy "almost lost my family jewels to that hole" Cross as best we could but apparently we weren't perfect.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (2 / 20)
With the ghost of industrial accident present hovering on his shoulder he tugged a total same of one ropes, satisfied with it's firmness he indicated his pleasure at another check successfully pasted with a big thumbs up and a broad grin.
– Borneo     (3 / 20)
We popped in for a second look and to weigh up in our minds whether we wanted to be carrying a large breakable item for the rest of the trip
– Eastern Europe     (4 / 20)
Asking the bouncer if he knew if any of the other pubs were different to the one he was currently standing in front of wasn't all that successful
– Kedleston Hall     (5 / 20)
A beast of a pass to negociate persuaded us to get an early start while a lack of food resources persuaded us to have a light breakfast; you win some you loose some
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (6 / 20)
We were to find out that 'booking' and 'paying' is by no means an assurance that 'flying' and 'ontime' would follow.
– South America     (7 / 20)
'I won't believe it until I see it' - Fatherly advice on the morning of my wedding day
– Wedding     (8 / 20)
Another couple arrived after us and while Hugh and I were making introductions Duncan burst out of the shower as naked as the day he was born. I thought they took this quite well and barely missed a beat.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (9 / 20)
The first job was to assemble the hammocks and shelter and after a demonstration where the words 'how hard can it be?' was on every ones lips until we tried it out for ourselves.
– Borneo     (10 / 20)
Steve employed his 'you have to be firm with these people' voice and made it clear we were here to eat and that the clearer and more present danger was standing in front of them and wasn't at the end of a phone.
– Borneo     (11 / 20)
To be polite about the quantities of garlic, there was probably a bit too much for your average vampire. I refuse to be polite about the ginger - there was enough to anaesthetise a small herd of elephants
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (12 / 20)
With the bags now swelling with food it became obvious that Steve had packed for a more luxurious trip than Hugh with jeans, a book and even two first aid kits.
– Iceland     (13 / 20)
If the road surface matched the topology we'd have ourselves a situation
– Shimla to Leh     (14 / 20)
More nightclubs than monasteries my arse
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (15 / 20)
The levels of sleep overnight were definitely variable.
– South America     (16 / 20)
Dear reader, if you were hoping for more drama, more exhaustion, more biking over the red line of pain then I invite you to show us what you mean and get on your bike. If you are looking for the day when the weather gods turned the other cheek and we all entertained thoughts of not making the distance then you've come to the right day, most specifically the right morning.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (17 / 20)
I thought the flight had been very smooth, including the landing, but the evidence from behind us suggests at least one passenger succumbed to the queasy feeling in her gut.
– South America     (18 / 20)
A big day out was planned today. Planned but ultimately not executed
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (19 / 20)
For food we had soaked some oats in water overnight with the intention of adding a little hot water and milk powder for a quick to make but sumptuous breakfast to set us up for the day. Readers, don't try this at home. Please.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (20 / 20)