Anyone who was good at what they did was considered suspect and generally taken in for 'questioning', the survival rate of which wasn't too good.
– Budapest     (1 / 20)
At a time like this many people would start to wonder why they were getting soaked to the skin while only a couple of hours before they were in a warm bed. Others may mutter dark comments on just how bloody miserable they were. I like my friends for many reasons but one has to be that their reaction to such a situation was to try and recall the exact lyrics and tune of 'Donald where's your troosers'.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (2 / 20)
Eleanor decided that talk was easy but hard facts would only be gained by talking to the welly sporting park ranger sweeping the yard.
– Borneo     (3 / 20)
The guide book had some advice on this topic, namely don't do it.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (4 / 20)
If money makes the world go round, then my world had stopped turning.
– Borneo     (5 / 20)
A day that can be summed up by a single activity - faffing.
– Haute route     (6 / 20)
Obviously not expecting visitors in the evening the park had no lighting and as we walked along the dark path past some shady characters sitting on a bench warily watching us Eleanor must have been wondering what was at the end of this - a nice surprise or a six foot hole.
– Wedding     (7 / 20)
Weighing in at a few kilos each we felt, and Steve "dog hater" Wyatt in particular, this was luggage allowance well spent.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (8 / 20)
With two museums under our belts it seemed like beer o'clock
– Eastern Europe     (9 / 20)
Being the consummate gentleman that I am I hoisted Eleanor's bag on top of mine and tried not to look too cold.
– Borneo     (10 / 20)
Come on Colin you gay boy
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (11 / 20)
However, the reality is that Hugh had stopped on a bend to admire the view, or practice the 1000 mile stare he was to adopt for the rest of the day, when a momentary loss of balance caused a slow motion tree felling like fall.
– Swiss Alps part two     (12 / 20)
Duncan ended any debate on whether this role was really needed with a very final ‘It’s pivotal not trivial’.
– Shimla to Leh     (13 / 20)
I'm very glad to say that I think we chose the more entertaining choice.....
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (14 / 20)
The problem as far as I can tell is that they come with friends, and in the case of the Chinese army lots and lots of friends.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (15 / 20)
Now I know that I saw her take it out of the packet so I have to assume that it was new and therefore somewhat sharp but this made little progress with my several days old beard.
– South America     (16 / 20)
I thought the flight had been very smooth, including the landing, but the evidence from behind us suggests at least one passenger succumbed to the queasy feeling in her gut.
– South America     (17 / 20)
We popped in for a second look and to weigh up in our minds whether we wanted to be carrying a large breakable item for the rest of the trip
– Eastern Europe     (18 / 20)
With a gait like that Andy, you must be packing a mean pistol
– Haute route     (19 / 20)
Our 60m rope wasn't long to reach the bottom which was a good talking point for a while.
– Haute route     (20 / 20)