Like all trips away this one started with a journey, but in this case this was not a fast start.
– New years eve 2006     (1 / 20)
Either this was standard practise or we had just supplied the local joy rider with his latest toy.
– Iceland     (2 / 20)
With two museums under our belts it seemed like beer o'clock
– Eastern Europe     (3 / 20)
What we didn't realise at the time was that due to a slight mistake the registry hadn't traveled with the registrar - without this the wedding simply does not happen.
– Wedding     (4 / 20)
Russell apologised to the group on behalf of our country.
– South America     (5 / 20)
if they didn't have my credit card I'd throw this fucking thing down there
– Haute route     (6 / 20)
We were introduced to a local drinking game, Sepingey gives you a glass with a couple of fingers of wine to down after which you have to hold your glass upside down and even the most minuscule drop of moisture falling from your glass qualifies you for another round of rice wine.
– Borneo     (7 / 20)
We each retreated into our own worlds of tough going and plodded on, acutely aware that throwing up the tent and crashing out was not an option unless someone wanted to sacrifice a body part to eat.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (8 / 20)
Eleanor sat in the shade watching on with amusement I carefully stalked my prey.
– South America     (9 / 20)
I had lost the organizational decision of who was to sleep where and Eleanor got the house (hopefully not a sign of things to come!)
– Wedding     (10 / 20)
If yesterday was turtle day then we should christen today Orangutan day
– Borneo     (11 / 20)
Even Andy admits that his choice of best man might be considered a little risky, a reputation I am keen to uphold.
– Andy's stag night     (12 / 20)
Having flown for a total of fourteen hours to escape the Christmas season back home imagine our delight when Father Christmas himself bounded in.
– Borneo     (13 / 20)
Steve, also correctly, pointed out that if you were in a 'situation' looking for your paddle you would give it a go
– New years eve 2006     (14 / 20)
Now I know that I saw her take it out of the packet so I have to assume that it was new and therefore somewhat sharp but this made little progress with my several days old beard.
– South America     (15 / 20)
I've been at a few nights when signing t-shirts has been a theme and I have to say that at each and every one of them the pen used was some sort of felt tipped pen. Andy on the other hand packed two biro's, so I must thank him for the lasting near tattoos that I had to remember the weekend by for several weeks after.
– Wedding     (16 / 20)
Now enter the confusing world of categorizing stone quality and some research into the four C's (carat, colour, cut and clarity) which lead to the big P (price).
– Wedding     (17 / 20)
Gambling seems to have been a particularly painful vice, he lost huge sums of money throughout his life and the museum dryly noted that exactly once was it recorded that he actually won money.
– Eastern Europe     (18 / 20)
On paper today was a short day, 45km, which just goes to show how misleading paper can be.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (19 / 20)
I'm beginning to think that you never feel a like million dollars on this trip, more like fifteen hundred quid
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (20 / 20)