picture a village hall converted for a teenage disco, with a bar out the back and you wont be far off the truth
– Colin's stag weekend     (1 / 20)
Moreover the office that the guide book points you to no longer sells train tickets, but did not seem surprised to be asked once again. Rant over. For now.
– Eastern Europe     (2 / 20)
As we passed through Wigan Duncan managed to pick up a local biker who was clearly looking for the two wheeled lonely hearts club. Still his advice that we shouldn't rush 'as this hill goes on for two miles' turned out to be the sort of local advice that you wish you had paid attention to.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (3 / 20)
With the comment 'you're going to get wet' ringing in our ears from a helpful customer we set off with the flat ground giving way to hills. It turned out that he was prophetic, in the approach to Bristol we were caught out in sheets of rain.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (4 / 20)
This pushed us very close to 10pm before we got to the pub and clearly the kitchen staff already had one foot out of the door. When asked if they were still serving food the barman made the critical mistake of hesitating long enough for us to snatch up some menus and tell him we would be ordering in seconds.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (5 / 20)
In the past these machines were simply hired out to the pubilc but after two French tourists killed themselves they sensibly now come with a driver.
– South America     (6 / 20)
Find a steep bit of road, kneel on those handy planks of wood and aim directly down the fall line for maximum enjoyment.
– Swiss Alps part two     (7 / 20)
Heading down the other side of the pass was easy going. Until that is the tarmac ran out.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (8 / 20)
In terms of racking up the train points today was a poor show consisting of only train 22, however it did wonders for the untracked statistic of average journey length.
– Eastern Europe     (9 / 20)
After a bit of 'spot the mafia boss' over coffee we wondered onto the park for a walk
– Budapest     (10 / 20)
Steve then followed this up with the idea that if we finished LeJog today we could go for a ride in the morning. Hugh, Duncan and I almost choked on our collective metaphorical false teeth, perhaps it was target fixation setting in but I think it would have taken quite some emergency to get us back in the saddle.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (11 / 20)
With the ghost of industrial accident present hovering on his shoulder he tugged a total same of one ropes, satisfied with it's firmness he indicated his pleasure at another check successfully pasted with a big thumbs up and a broad grin.
– Borneo     (12 / 20)
I've been at a few nights when signing t-shirts has been a theme and I have to say that at each and every one of them the pen used was some sort of felt tipped pen. Andy on the other hand packed two biro's, so I must thank him for the lasting near tattoos that I had to remember the weekend by for several weeks after.
– Wedding     (13 / 20)
Being the most fragile things on the road we had to give way to pretty much everything, but once the cars got bogged down in queues we found we could make good progress weaving around the traffic
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (14 / 20)
With noses pointing in the right direction we proceeded to follow them along what I remember as the most boring road in history. If variety is indeed the spice of life then this road sums up a plain cracker.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (15 / 20)
We popped in for a second look and to weigh up in our minds whether we wanted to be carrying a large breakable item for the rest of the trip
– Eastern Europe     (16 / 20)
I'd like to say that the next day the weather brightened up and we all topped up our suntan while drying out out boots at the same time, but clearly I'd be lying
– New years eve 2006     (17 / 20)
A little culture and education was followed by a hunt for a very particular bar.
– Eastern Europe     (18 / 20)
In an effort to swing the game in my favour I pulled out the local gin and local tonic we had picked up on the way back from breakfast and made sure Eleanor had more than her fair share.
– Borneo     (19 / 20)
The problem as far as I can tell is that they come with friends, and in the case of the Chinese army lots and lots of friends.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (20 / 20)