picture a village hall converted for a teenage disco, with a bar out the back and you wont be far off the truth
– Colin's stag weekend     (1 / 20)
Afterwards we went to find a club and suceeded where no one else had - it was empty apart from us.
– Borneo     (2 / 20)
Cynical on our part perhaps but the sort of attitude which has helped countless frugal backpackers avoid unknowingly injecting donations into the local economy.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (3 / 20)
Steve, also correctly, pointed out that if you were in a 'situation' looking for your paddle you would give it a go
– New years eve 2006     (4 / 20)
Stepping inside we were presented with three doors, the first a toilet and the second a shower room. Curious to see what door number three held none of us would have laid money on the glamorous topless photo shoot that was in mid-session.
– Iceland     (5 / 20)
We knew we were in carriage 96 but to keep us on our toes they were not in numerical order - very un-German like I thought.
– Eastern Europe     (6 / 20)
They gave us a drink and passed around an envelope for tips with the comment 'we can get a bigger one if you need it'
– South America     (7 / 20)
When it came to paying I can only assume that the price of a local translator is more than your average lawyer in New York or that we had accidentally offered to buy a round for the village.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (8 / 20)
This pushed us very close to 10pm before we got to the pub and clearly the kitchen staff already had one foot out of the door. When asked if they were still serving food the barman made the critical mistake of hesitating long enough for us to snatch up some menus and tell him we would be ordering in seconds.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (9 / 20)
I had imagined the head of a pig complete with skull and bone so was a little surprised we got nothing more than the skin of the pigs head with bits of jaw attached.
– Borneo     (10 / 20)
As we neared our circuit a English chap called to his friend that it was 'drink o'clock' and I concurred.
– Eastern Europe     (11 / 20)
With a gait like that Andy, you must be packing a mean pistol
– Haute route     (12 / 20)
Now this has to be set in the context of a generally brutal medieval age where barbaric practises were common place but even so Vlad carved himself something of a reputation.
– Eastern Europe     (13 / 20)
Come on Colin you gay boy
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (14 / 20)
At the top we were treated to a fine example of an emergency shelter which was basic enough to discourage casual use but would be a life saver in grim weather.
– Iceland     (15 / 20)
Andy 'Lance Armstrong' cross and Steve 'Lance Armstrong wannabe' Wyatt set a good pace which I neglected to follow.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (16 / 20)
With over 100 miles on the clock we finally made it to Dingwall and didn't even waste too much time finding the bed and breakfast which greeted us with smart rooms and a kitkat each - if ever we needed a break!
– Lands end to John O'groats     (17 / 20)
I can only assume that at some point in the past a conversation along the lines of - him: 'fancy Lands end to John O'groats dear?' her: 'only if you carry bloody everything, and I'm including my hair straighteners' - had taken place.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (18 / 20)
Sadly later we were to discover some more signs of rocky downhills with various containers being punctured - tomato puree (Colin), suncream (Hugh), puncture glue (Duncan).
– Iceland     (19 / 20)
Steve then followed this up with the idea that if we finished LeJog today we could go for a ride in the morning. Hugh, Duncan and I almost choked on our collective metaphorical false teeth, perhaps it was target fixation setting in but I think it would have taken quite some emergency to get us back in the saddle.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (20 / 20)