While Jill was a Scot she has been living in Bristol for 8 years and seemed somewhat sensitive to the suggestion that a hint of West country had crept into her accent!
– South America     (1 / 20)
Afterwards we went to find a club and suceeded where no one else had - it was empty apart from us.
– Borneo     (2 / 20)
I'm the gift that just keeps on giving
– Haute route     (3 / 20)
Obviously not expecting visitors in the evening the park had no lighting and as we walked along the dark path past some shady characters sitting on a bench warily watching us Eleanor must have been wondering what was at the end of this - a nice surprise or a six foot hole.
– Wedding     (4 / 20)
I'm beginning to think that you never feel a like million dollars on this trip, more like fifteen hundred quid
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (5 / 20)
I have nothing against Mosques. Nothing at all, except perhaps when they are six feet away and you're trying to ignore the call to prayer at 4.45am.
– Borneo     (6 / 20)
It turns out it was more likely he was trying to point out I was about to walk down the up escalator, something which became all too apparent when I tried it.
– Eastern Europe     (7 / 20)
I thought the flight had been very smooth, including the landing, but the evidence from behind us suggests at least one passenger succumbed to the queasy feeling in her gut.
– South America     (8 / 20)
Only when we made to leave did Steve "Who needs them anyway?" Wyatt realised that his gloves were missing and the prime suspects was among the group of 'Butter wouldn't melt their, even if it did come from a cow and not yak' kids now watching us.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (9 / 20)
To be polite about the quantities of garlic, there was probably a bit too much for your average vampire. I refuse to be polite about the ginger - there was enough to anaesthetise a small herd of elephants
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (10 / 20)
It's scandalous that I have got this far into our trip around Sighisoara without mentioning the D word. Dracula that is.
– Eastern Europe     (11 / 20)
A beast of a pass to negociate persuaded us to get an early start while a lack of food resources persuaded us to have a light breakfast; you win some you loose some
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (12 / 20)
Besides, we once again had more vodka that water - quite a feat considering the number of opportunities we had had during the day to fill up but we had assumed that gastronomic delights awaited us.
– Iceland     (13 / 20)
It was cold when we went to bed and the situation report in the morning maintained the same outlook - the ice on the bikes giving it away first
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (14 / 20)
In a move designed to get the fireman to choke on his breakfast we found the main door downstairs locked and barred from the other side
– Lands end to John O'groats     (15 / 20)
Sadly later we were to discover some more signs of rocky downhills with various containers being punctured - tomato puree (Colin), suncream (Hugh), puncture glue (Duncan).
– Iceland     (16 / 20)
While deciding whether we still had a few kms in our legs Hugh and Duncan went to the toilet. With Duncan in a cubicle, Hugh left the other stranger to listen to Duncan detailing his movements.
– Iceland     (17 / 20)
Stepping inside we were presented with three doors, the first a toilet and the second a shower room. Curious to see what door number three held none of us would have laid money on the glamorous topless photo shoot that was in mid-session.
– Iceland     (18 / 20)
Now I know that I saw her take it out of the packet so I have to assume that it was new and therefore somewhat sharp but this made little progress with my several days old beard.
– South America     (19 / 20)
Sighisoara, as with all of Romanian, has a complex and violent history.
– Eastern Europe     (20 / 20)