A day that can be summed up by a single activity - faffing.
– Haute route     (1 / 20)
The guide book had some advice on this topic, namely don't do it.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (2 / 20)
With sufficient motivation it's amazing when small knocks and bumps can be forgotten, trust me when I say I moved fast
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (3 / 20)
Lunch soon followed and if the potatoes scored 11/10 for nobbles then the chili sauce scored at least 15/10 for heat.
– South America     (4 / 20)
The statue park was more and less what I expected. Less because there weren't as many statues as I had hoped, more because some were far bigger than I thought sensible.
– Budapest     (5 / 20)
Steve, also correctly, pointed out that if you were in a 'situation' looking for your paddle you would give it a go
– New years eve 2006     (6 / 20)
try to picture an elephants orgasm and your half way there
– Kedleston Hall     (7 / 20)
The odd stone was thrown but fortunately with an atrocious aim and one terror took a fancy to Steve and instinctively dropped his trousers. Interesting times.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (8 / 20)
At the top we were treated to a fine example of an emergency shelter which was basic enough to discourage casual use but would be a life saver in grim weather.
– Iceland     (9 / 20)
Unknown to us I think we had stumbled on what counts for a good Saturday night out to the locals
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (10 / 20)
Jay was overtaken by a large dose of English optimism and claimed that the rain would stop when we got on site
– Kedleston Hall     (11 / 20)
Meanwhile Steve was discovering more holes in his thermarest and set about fixing them, the first task of which is to find the pesky things and after a short time we concluded that the last time this bit of equipment had seem any action was on a bed of nails.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (12 / 20)
Stepping inside we were presented with three doors, the first a toilet and the second a shower room. Curious to see what door number three held none of us would have laid money on the glamorous topless photo shoot that was in mid-session.
– Iceland     (13 / 20)
They gave us a drink and passed around an envelope for tips with the comment 'we can get a bigger one if you need it'
– South America     (14 / 20)
Obviously I hadn't seen the dress before and despite the fact that I may be a bit biased I'll tell you that she looked fabulous and I couldn't stop smiling as she joined me at the front
– Wedding     (15 / 20)
Setting off into rain we spotted some hitchhikers, two pretty young ladies whose chance of a ride massively dented by the protectiveboyfriend stood alongside.
– Iceland     (16 / 20)
Gambling seems to have been a particularly painful vice, he lost huge sums of money throughout his life and the museum dryly noted that exactly once was it recorded that he actually won money.
– Eastern Europe     (17 / 20)
Steve "Not so sure now" Wyatt and Andy "You tell him" Cross had a debate about who was going to tell Colin "flagging and fucked" Bolton that they thought we should head back to the nice little spot near the monastery.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (18 / 20)
With two museums under our belts it seemed like beer o'clock
– Eastern Europe     (19 / 20)
With the ghost of industrial accident present hovering on his shoulder he tugged a total same of one ropes, satisfied with it's firmness he indicated his pleasure at another check successfully pasted with a big thumbs up and a broad grin.
– Borneo     (20 / 20)