only for the cleaning lady to chase us asking if it was important. Only if we wanted to eat for the next few weeks; we count that as a yes readers.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (1 / 20)
With noses pointing in the right direction we proceeded to follow them along what I remember as the most boring road in history. If variety is indeed the spice of life then this road sums up a plain cracker.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (2 / 20)
A resturant from the guide book, 'Fatal resturant', tickled our fancy but thankfully it didn't live up to it's name.
– Budapest     (3 / 20)
If you want a guarantee buy a toaster
– Haute route     (4 / 20)
After working out that this isn't just some effect of the cold contracting your eyeballs but the rather swift current dragging you downstream it was time to get splashing to keep pace.
– Borneo     (5 / 20)
Steve "Not so sure now" Wyatt and Andy "You tell him" Cross had a debate about who was going to tell Colin "flagging and fucked" Bolton that they thought we should head back to the nice little spot near the monastery.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (6 / 20)
try to picture an elephants orgasm and your half way there
– Kedleston Hall     (7 / 20)
Anyone who was good at what they did was considered suspect and generally taken in for 'questioning', the survival rate of which wasn't too good.
– Budapest     (8 / 20)
The odd stone was thrown but fortunately with an atrocious aim and one terror took a fancy to Steve and instinctively dropped his trousers. Interesting times.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (9 / 20)
With two museums under our belts it seemed like beer o'clock
– Eastern Europe     (10 / 20)
0*2^0 + 1*2^1 + 0*2^2 + 1*2^3 + 0*2^4 + 1*2^5 = 2 + 8 + 32 = 42
– Wedding     (11 / 20)
Not a pleasant night, with little sleep, I will say nothing except 'wind-eze fueled diarrhea' - not comfortable, not quiet and certainly not pretty.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (12 / 20)
We didn't find a stream that day. Not for lack of trying either. Another 22 km of poor track and we had been on the move for 11 hours and energy was running low.
– Iceland     (13 / 20)
imon seemed like a jovial fellow and at the very least didn't give the impression of being a fearsome taskmaster but time will tell!
– Kedleston Hall     (14 / 20)
that's the turn off we need, the one we've just gone past
– Andy's stag night     (15 / 20)
Russel went first and told us the water wasn't so bad. Frankly, he lied.
– South America     (16 / 20)
It was cold when we went to bed and the situation report in the morning maintained the same outlook - the ice on the bikes giving it away first
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (17 / 20)
Even Andy admits that his choice of best man might be considered a little risky, a reputation I am keen to uphold.
– Andy's stag night     (18 / 20)
Besides, we once again had more vodka that water - quite a feat considering the number of opportunities we had had during the day to fill up but we had assumed that gastronomic delights awaited us.
– Iceland     (19 / 20)
Duncan ended any debate on whether this role was really needed with a very final ‘It’s pivotal not trivial’.
– Shimla to Leh     (20 / 20)